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EXCLUSIVELY FOR ENGINEERING STUDENTS ..Never Mind


Ques: We know that 2/10=0.2

but

Prove that 2/10=2

Ans : Normal college students insist Question is "OUT of Syllabus".

but

Engineering Students replied:

2=two,
10=ten.

therefore Two/Ten = Two/Ten = wo/en.

w=23,
o=15,
e=5,
n=14.

therefore

w+o=23+15=38
&
e+n=5+14=19

Therefore wo/en=38/19=2.

Hence Proved

FOR, Engineers “ It doesn’t matter ans kya hai, they only need to know ans kya lana he."

Math student's love letter!!!

My Dear Love,



Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular
face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your
triangular garden.



Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a
vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,
it differentiated.



My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots,
which only you can solve by making good binary relation
with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions
but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.



You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The
geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do n ot meet me at parabola restaurant on
date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of
160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial
of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives
of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.


Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
De-Morgan's Law,
7th Cross. Binomial Avenue ,
India of Matrices - (a+b)^2

Here is a story about lord Krishna that will tell usWhat true love is about.


Krishna, while living inDwarka with his favourite wife Rukmani, would veryOften softly utter to himself, " O Radha… O Radha."

Rukmani felt jealous and asked him why he keptRemembering Radha so often.
Krishna did not sayAnything. He just smiled.
A few days later, Krishna complained of stomachAche. Rukmani gave him medicines, but the pain did notGo away. He kept moaning in pain.
Krishna told her that only a little charanamrita(blessed water) of a person who truly loved him would
Put an end to his agony.
He begged Rukmani to give himSome of her charanamrita.
A shocked Rukmani refused:"How can I commit such a terrible sin? You are theLord of all that be, and if I gave you my charanamrita",
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Krishna did not sayAnything. He just smiled.

A few days later, Krishna complained of stomachAche. Rukmani gave him medicines, but the pain did notGo away. He kept moaning in pain.

Krishna told her that only a little charanamrita(blessed water) of a person who truly loved him would Put an end to his agony. He begged Rukmani to give himSome of her charanamrita.


A shocked Rukmani refused:" How can I commit such a terrible sin? You are theLord of all that be, and if I gave you my charanamrita
."Krishna than asked Rukmani to send an attendant toVrindavan and try and procure some charanamrita from Someone there. Soon the attendant returned with aCupful of charanamrita and as Krishna sipped it, allThe pain disappeared.
He then asked the attendant, " Who gave you thisCharanamrita?" the attendant replied, " no one inVrindavan was ready to give it on learning it was forLord Krishna.
Then one young woman came running up toMe and gave me this cup. Her companions cautioned her," You fool Radha, you are committing the greatest sin.",
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I would surely go to hell."

Krishna than asked Rukmani to send an attendant toVrindavan and try and procure some charanamrita from Someone there. Soon the attendant returned with aCupful of charanamrita and as Krishna sipped it, allThe pain disappeared.

He then asked the attendant, " Who gave you thisCharanamrita?" the attendant replied, " no one inVrindavan was ready to give it on learning it was forLord Krishna.


Then one young woman came running up toMe and gave me this cup. Her companions cautioned her," You fool Radha, you are committing the greatest sin.
But she did not care. She said, "I don't care aboutWhat happens to me but I cannot bear to see my beloved
Krishna in pain ."Krishna turned to rukmani standing by his side andSaid, " Radha is not afraid of going to hell for me.She only thinks about me.So if Radha loves me soMuch, should I also not long for her?"
This is what true love is about. It isUnconditional.
Sacrifice is the most important characteristics ofTrue love
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But she did not care. She said, "I don't care aboutWhat happens to me but I cannot bear to see my beloved Krishna in pain ."

Krishna turned to rukmani standing by his side andSaid, " Radha is not afraid of going to hell for me.She only thinks about me.

So if Radha loves me soMuch, should I also not long for her?"

This is what true love is about. It isUnconditional.

Sacrifice is the most important characteristics ofTrue love

I bet you'll Luv this.......

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: "If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer.
He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." The shepherd cheers,"that's correct, you can have your sheep." The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?" The young man answers, "Yes, why not".
The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ".
How did you know?" asks the young man. "Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business...
Now can I have my DOG back?"

Just take a break !! Enough is everything...Office,Home,Meeting..!!

March April ki jawan shaam.
Hawaon me na garmi ki ahsah na thand ki aahat.
Highway ki one sided traffic. Kahin street light ki roshani to kahin chaand ki maujudagi. Kahin bahti nadi ka kinara...to kahin dur kisi tim-timate gaon ka najara. Dono paon firmly foot stand par.Aur woh haath jo gawah har milne bhichurne ki ghadi ka. Chup chap accelerator ko ek point tak khinche. Kano me FM ki streo awaj. Lucky Ali ka bhi saath saath chalte jaana..aur gana

tana na na na
kitni haseen jindagi hai yeh
hotho pe kaiseee kahani hai
sada yahan kiska thikana hai
unki rawani me jaana hai
baharo ke harsu
rang hai bikheda
tere dil ka sehra ye
ek pal ka dera,ek din bhikharna yahan

dil bhi kahin hai paharo me
thoda sa kahin hai kinaro me

phirke chali hai thandi hawne
kya tum miloge hamse jahan leke jaayen
bheegi-bheegi palken kamsin adaayen
masum chehra tera nahi bhul payen

tumhe bhi kabhi yeh satate hain
muskurake dil ko churate hain
jeene ko to dil yeh chahta hai
jaane phir kyun sharmata hai

rukta nahi hai sab kuch bataye
chupta nahi hai sab jaan jaaye
kal rehna kisko yahan..tan na na na nanaaa!!!

Ek baar nikal kar dekho. Weekend ki jarurat nahi hogi. Kahin road side theka par rukte jaana. Ek thandi knock-out and.......and.......and.......FM par naya gaana..
LOOSE CONTROLLL....One more...Loose loose..control.....

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