Funicol: 2006-03-12

Monday, March 13, 2006

 

Our Gen is Helpless !!

Generation of age group 24-32 is targetted this time. My this article is truly and completely dedicated to them. We have grown up watching hard-earned life of earlier generations. Post independence, Indian socitey has been with so many changes. Those generation got their motivation factor from not so available print media and 100 cinemas in one year. Dad's era took life as a challenge and came up with full circle inspired by angry-young-man image.
Filmakers like Yash chopra and others have been giving society what they looked for. But the same filmmakers have ruined the fighting spirit of our generation for Roti Kapda aur Makan. They have given us more curves in the form of Date. So list completes as Roti Kapda makan aur Date/blind Date.
My Dad had Sholay,Deewar and so many classics in east man color. But what we had in our time...DDLJ,KKHH. Inspired by those masterpiece we the generation are helpless now as we have to look for yet another need of the life...the betryal. We have to face our father-in-law with curly eyebrow and teach him the idealogy. We do not expect something natural or neutral when it comes for living life in own way..things should be something in shape of Curves. Who is the culprit then ? We have grown up seeing those inspiration..and now we had set our mindset for new need. Come on world we are ready to fight with red roses,thrilling romantic dialog !!

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Sunday, March 12, 2006

 

Laugh Riot

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only woman ....you have only 2 eyes but
you sight every woman
Now who is Ravan?????????????????????
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Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success
FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He than created me
************************************************************Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught
fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining
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Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon
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