Sunday, March 12, 2006
Laugh Riot
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only woman ....you have only 2 eyes but
you sight every woman
Now who is Ravan?????????????????????
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Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of success
FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He than created me
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Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta
Circuit: simple, bina
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de
Knjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir
Banta: to fir bach
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught
fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining
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Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon
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